does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce



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Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

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An infinite amount of multiverses and I had to get stuck in the one without superheroes

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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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What is ur opinion on 'over weight' girls,Like about 10-15 stone?would u date?


Okay listen up, since when has being “overweight” started at 10 stone? 10 stone is completely natural. Also, weight doesn’t dictate whether I like a girl or not. If I like a girl then I like her, she may weigh 8 stone or she may weight 20 stone. Please, please, please don’t ever let someones weight stop you from loving them. I struggled with an eating disorder for nearly 3 years and there is nothing worse than hearing a question like this because even though I might be over my eating disorder, there are so many men and women out there who aren’t. They won’t put themselves into the dating world because they hate their aesthetic appearance so much. So ladies, please know that I love you just the way you are and whatever your weight you are beautiful.

To finish the point that I’ve just made, let me give you a list of a few beautiful celebrities in the weight range you have just presented to me:-

On the left we have a picture of the beautiful Kate Winslet who weights 10 stone of beauty. This beautiful body is 10 stone of fab not flab. In the middle we have the awesome Jennifer Lawrence who is also 10 stone. Forgive my French but she is fucking perfect. Whether you’re a straight man, gay woman, gay man or straight woman, you’d be a fool to turn her down. Jennifer Lawrence is not overweight. Finally, on the right is a picture of the very attractive Adele who weighs around 13 stone telling anyone who excludes a person because of their weight to fuck off.

You are all a lot more beautiful than you think.