greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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(via adumjaved)

Currently my left nipple is like “I want people to notice me” whereas my right is like “goodbye friends”

urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters, via od-je-bi)

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via pastiesandpies)

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via od-je-bi)